When I die do the cinnamon challenge with my ashes
when I was like 6 i was at church with my family and I asked my mom how much longer until it was over and she said 15 minutes so I counted to 60 fifteen times and it still wasn’t over and that’s why I don’t believe in god
if this ever happened to me id probably just move
u know he dead
OMG I FORGOT TO FEED MY NEOPET
it may seem like i’m always online
and that’s because i am
my mom posted this on my facebook wall because i dont want to go to the zoo with her
if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
life is full of little surprises, for example:
‘dog food lid’ when read backwards is ‘dildo of god’
truly amazing
